So, given that it has been 56238y64uhed8+ years since I have blogged a little blog for thee, I spent about .00000001 seconds of endlessly racking my brain trying to come up with a WORTHY and MIND-BLOWING idea. But, you know me, beauty just comes so easily to me--mullets, sweaters, etc. So the idea came so easily to me just like THIS: I was nonchalantly frolicking through sweater racks at My Local Sweater Shoppe, Designs By Peg—which, if you’re interested has a gorgeous plethora of sweaters—when a stunning apparition knocked me off my feet (proverbially speaking). It was NOT actually an apparition, so, yes, I occasionally lie because, well, here's the thing, it was real (Overuse of commas?). And it was SO much more real to me than most things--including cheeskcake!!! Golly gee willikers Batman!...that probably made absolutely NO sense, but I was so excited plus I just found out that my mullet wig order WILL be coming in time for Halloween!!
BACK to my apparition that wasn't apparition because an apparition is a vision and a vision this was not, what I saw back there in sweet Peg's Sweater Shoppe was a (dum-dum-dum-dum...<my first graders attempt to do a drum roll) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................
MEATBALL!!!!
Hahah! Tricked ya! It wasn't a meatball! That's goofy, BUT it was very similar (actually meatballs are cousins to my lovely little subject). Hahha! But, for real, I shouldn't joke about this because it is completely serious.And P.S. those meatballs I got online. They are not my creations (actually I think that there's tofu in them...:). So, in absolute all seriousness, I really saw:
ADAMS APPLE!!!
Just GORGEOUS isn't it? I mean, it gives me SHIVERS!! Absolute shivers. Fun facts about Adam's Apples? Yes, of course I have some!!- Adam's Apples are not, in fact, made of apples but meatballs. So more like brother/sister then cousin I guess.
- The biggest Adam's Apple had a three feet diameter.
- Centaurs DON'T have Adam's Apples.
- If you believe that last fact, you're an idiot.
- BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CENTAUR!!! Hahaha.
- I have a poem for Adam's Apples, yes, yes I do.
The Apple of Adam=Golden Meatballs
Flabio<3
Some are big
Some are small
Adam’s Apples come in a colorful assortment
Like a Party Mix of Candy with Tootsie Rolls and gum
Or like Golden, golden meatballs
Floating in bodily fluids.
Flabio<3
EyeballsRisingFromMist
