I am so so sorry about this! But it seems as if there was a bit of mix up.
I just posted a post about Kermit the Frog's death. PLEASE DISREGARD IT!!
Flabio, my most faithful, loyal follower (sorry to the rest of my googolplexian followers;) JUST called me because he JUST read my most recent post. Erm, well, this is embarrassing, none to say the least...but I made a little mistake.
Well it was actually more along the lines of...
a
HUGE
mistake...
Sooo...here's the deal. What Flabio had really said when he called me with the news of the "death" of Kermit was that a Hermit had told him(Flabio) that there was going to be a fog out break worldwide (as opposed to Kermit the frog died...) And then Flabio went on to tell me that the Flab's dog, Howie, was really moody and snared a bunch of rats (as opposed to Howdy Doody scared Kermit. Don't know how I got that out of rats...) Um, so...yeah...but to my defense, Flabio has this a disorder called garglemouthaphonia. So, translation, he gets this impossible to understand voice (it sounds like he's gargling volcano rocks) when he talks on the phone. He can't help it. It's genetic.
I mega major apologize. This is the apology of the world.
I'M SORRY MY SWEATER VESTS, MY LI'L MULLETERS, MY ADAM'S APPLES!
Please, please, please forgive me and ignore my last post.
Flabio<3
EyeballsRisingFromMist
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Sad Day
Today is a sad day for all of us. My dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, sweater vest wearing, luscious amigo Flabio called me up with some truly horrible news. There has been a death recently.
It was...
Kermit the Frog.
He was, in fact murdered! Howdy Doody was convicted on the charges of purposely scaring to death our favorite green frog. Flabio was, in fact, an eyewitness, and he will testify in court tomorrow.
This is Howdy Doody pictured after killing Kermit. Please note the crazed look in his eyes. A mug shot has yet to be released.
After being arrested, Howdy Doody explained that he was so jealous of Kermit's fame and his own lack of fame, that he couldn't take it anymore. He also absolutely despised Kermit's lovely pea green color. It seems as if bein' green isn't easy after all.
It's okay, I know, it's hard to take in, but we'll be okay. W can make it together through this.
Mr. Bean is rumored to be Howdy Doody's lawyer for the trial.
I will report more on this later.
I must say that I cried for five hours when Flabio called me. My only comfort was my meatball sweater with the blinking owl eyes and my authentic mullet wig that is the exact replica of Pa from Little House on the Prairie. Here's one last, heart wrenching tribute to our beloved deceased Frog.
You're always in our hearts Kermit,
Flabio<3
EyeballsRisingFromMist
It was...
Kermit the Frog.
He was, in fact murdered! Howdy Doody was convicted on the charges of purposely scaring to death our favorite green frog. Flabio was, in fact, an eyewitness, and he will testify in court tomorrow.
This is Howdy Doody pictured after killing Kermit. Please note the crazed look in his eyes. A mug shot has yet to be released. After being arrested, Howdy Doody explained that he was so jealous of Kermit's fame and his own lack of fame, that he couldn't take it anymore. He also absolutely despised Kermit's lovely pea green color. It seems as if bein' green isn't easy after all.
It's okay, I know, it's hard to take in, but we'll be okay. W can make it together through this.
Mr. Bean is rumored to be Howdy Doody's lawyer for the trial.
I will report more on this later.
I must say that I cried for five hours when Flabio called me. My only comfort was my meatball sweater with the blinking owl eyes and my authentic mullet wig that is the exact replica of Pa from Little House on the Prairie. Here's one last, heart wrenching tribute to our beloved deceased Frog.
You're always in our hearts Kermit,
Flabio<3
EyeballsRisingFromMist
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