Boy Bands

Perfect. This is a perfect subject.  Boy bands are special, I'm not gonna lie.  From Backstreet Boys to N'Sync to (my personal fav) MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH, all these bands just hold a very special place in our hearts.  They are the epitome of cool, "hot", and spicy people.  Boy bands are just...spicy.  Spicy hair.  Spicy lameness.
Let me drill this into your pea head:

Boy Bands are lush.  They're lush.

Almost, maybe, as much as sweaters or Flabio's hair...no, nevermind, nothing is quite to the same level of lush as Flabio's hair.
But honestly its hard to chose my favorite part of a boy band: the spiked and bleached blond hair, the lame "cool tough dude, everyone wants to look like/date me!!" outfits, or the cheesy songs...
(Back Street Boys, yeah, they're cool. Seriously how is that hair NOT more popular?)
(NSync...these guys are tough.  I'm crushin' for sure now! Please check out the clever words and catchy dance from Justin Timberlake's NSync days.  These guys can dance like pros.)
(Okay, check out this INTENSE song, Good Vibrations, by Marky Mark and his Funky little Bunch.  Your life will never be the same. I can almost guarantee that).

I'd like to give some Fun Facts about Marky Mark's Funky Bunch:

• There's an unknown member--Pa, from Little House on the Prairie

 (Wow, what a spicy beast.  How rugged, how buff, how...mullet-y)

• This guy not only played Pa in the Hallmark Little House on the Prairie, but he also starred (produced, wrote, directed, etc.) three other Hallmark movies: 

1. Just a Man and His Mullet
2. Life With a Boy Band
3. Living With AIDs

So now you have a little sneak peek into the Funky Bunch.  It is also commonly rumored that Marky Mark is the Beibs voice coach (if you listened to Good Vibrations and heard that...Michael Jackson-esque voice, you'll know what I mean).  And, while Marky did NOT, unfortunately have a mullet, he did have good vibrations.  Fo sho.  It is also a rumor that Pa was Justin Beiber's hair flipping coach.  No wonder everyone suddenly came down with a nasty case of Beiber Fever--he had a hair flippin' coach who had a mullet!  Then the Beiber went and chopped off his long mane...that twerpy fetus.

Well, well, well.  So you see, boy bands are so.darn.EXCITING!! The drama! The music! The crushes and dreams of young girls shattered when they figured out that the boyz' hair was actually died, and those spikes? Hair gel...But nevertheless, boy bands are a great icon of, well, lushness, I suppose (don't even get me started on Aaron Carter).  To quote my sister and colleague Ally, "Boy bands are inspirational.  If I had to describe boy bands in one word, it would be inspirational."  Beautiful words, some might even say...Per Fect.

So, in the famous words of NSync, BYE BYE BYE!!

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