This is a SUPER exciting website with lots of the most up to date sweater fashions. SO cute, so enjoy.
Now to move onto an intensely serious subject: mullets. It's something that we will all come into contact with one day. Thus we need to touch onto it so as to be prepared for the encounter. I need to warn you, it's a very draining experience. Some especially lovely mullets have even brought tears to my eyes. Okay, so anyhow, one day it WILL happen. You will be walking down the street, your favorite sweater sweetly flapping in the wind, your luscious hair floating on the breeze, and suddenly there will be a sight so fantastic that it will stop you right in your tracks. No, not a sweater store, but a heavily, and strangely hypnotic, mulleted man. You don't know what to do. Your mouth is locked slightly agape, your jaw askew, your mind blank. And suddenly, he approaches you! His hair is just so...mulletey, that as he asks you if you've seen his hound dog, Ol' Blue, you can't think of what to say to him. So now I will provide some no-fail tips for what to do in such a situation:
- Ask for an autograph
- Some how scrape your eyeballs from his insanely lush mane, and do not, I repeat, DO NOT look back at it. Instead, try focusing on something else. Is he wearing a sweater? If so, is it uglier then yours?
- Offer him a hairbrush or scrunchie so he can put his hair up and, thus, undistract you.
- Run away.
So there you have it. Four concrete ideas for when you come in contact with this enthralling species of hair.
But, seriously, mullets are COOL. Even celebs have them. Check out these pics of these A(or B, D...Z) Listers who have this growingly popular fashionable hairdo:
And these, my friends, are only a few examples of the mullet craze that has swept through Hollywood (or, if not yet, I'm sure it will...) But, c'mon, if Chuck Norris has a mullet, it's gotta be cool..
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